Children's  Menu

prepared by

Chef Panther

Is your little one hungry?  Are you tired answering the question, "Mommy, what can I eat?"  We've got the answer that will please your child and give you a brag from all that pestering.

Child's Plate Special 

(For children 8 and younger.  No adults, please.)

1.  Dead Baby Mouse--We can serve it up anyway that your child wants it.  Raw is always delicious.  We can also roast it on red-hot coals.

2.  Live Baby Mouse--We can help teach your youngster how to hunt by serving up a live meal.  We bring the baby mouse to your table, show it to your child, and turn it loose.  All your child has to do is chase it down.  Our baby mice don't run very fast, so it's almost a certain catch.  Just think of how proud he/she will be when they bring back a meal that captured with their very own hands!  But that's not all.  After your child as returned from the big hunt, he/she can eat it raw or we'll cook it to his/her satisfaction.

(The baby mouse featured in the photograph on this page was captured and killed by the author's cat, Panther.  He brought it to him as a gift.)

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