Don't let someone else beat you to this prize! When
you see all that it has to offer, you'll run barefoot through a prickly
pear patch to get there first.
- Gigantic shelter with a panoramic view of Seminole Canyon!
- Multiple latrines (toilets), so you'll never have to wait!
- Many earth ovens for the ladies in your band of nomads!
- Smaller shelter next door for those pesky relatives who come for
a visit but always get on your nerves!
- Great fishing at nearby Rio Grande River!
- Heated by the sun and the many campfires you'll be building!
- Cooled by a large rock overhang and frequent canyon breezes!
- Sacred paintings on the shelter wall!
The government will one day require that the
following information be provided to every potential dweller in an
Archaic shelter:
Warning 1: Canyon is prone to flooding in heavy rains.
Flash flooding could wash you out of your home without warning.
Warning 2: There is a dangerous drop off at the edge of the
rock shelter. Unattended children are especially at risk. So
are sleepwalkers who could fall to their deaths while on a midnight
stroll one night.
Warning 3: Burning too many fires in the shelter might cause
global warming.